Ouch. My ovaries.
HEY GIRL! HOLY SHIT! LOOK HOW GREAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOO GREAT! AND THAT TOP! AND THOSE SHOES! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE WHOLE THING! YOU ARE GOING TO GET SO MANY FUCKING DUDES TONIGHT! BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO GOOD, AND THAT OUTFIT IS SO AMAZING! YOU ARE GOING TO BE BURIED IN DUDES! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN’T EVEN TAKE IT! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
WHAT A HOT PIECE OF MAN YOU ARE, JOFF.
Count to potato! Totally stealing that.
LOL, these are too funny! :]
(Source: james-wheels, via bleed-blue-forever-beleaf)
This is for Krista because I know you love your puns
If only we could teach this in schools. Kids might comprehend!
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